REPORT: Blacklight reveals inside of Notre Dame Cathedral's Confessional.Blacklight was used to identify hard to see human semen stains inside Notre Dame Cathedral before the historical building almost burned down. PARIS, FRANCE. Sources reveal that the department of health had been tipped off at the cleanliness of the confessional booths in Notre Dame cathedral, but before the official report got out, the cathedral suffered a massive fire. Fortunately the findings were not destroyed. Recently the health report had resurfaced and the conclusions w
Riot breaks out in Catholic Church when revealed that the Christ statue is from a Lutheran Church.The congregation started throwing bibles at the statue during Christmas Mass. The Church of the Trinity Blessed, a Catholic Church in Houston Texas was under siege today when the Priest, Father Browning accidentally revealed that the statue of Christ that is hanging above the pulpit is actually a Lutheran Jesus. The attendees for Christmas mass cried fowl that the Jesus that hung in their church wasn't 'their Jesus' and he should be taken down for being a false prophet. "It i
PROOF: Atheists faith in God triples when exposed to facebook memes. When exposed to positive Christian messages and memes on facebook, an Atheists faith in God triples to what it once was. A study was done...
Found: the key holder that teen Jesus made in shop class is proof of God. The key holder Jesus made for his imaginary father in high school has been discovered in an archeological dig in Nazareth and is...
Bohemian Rhapsody banned in Georgia unless Islamic lyrics altered. "Bohemian Rhapsody" is a song by the British rock band Queen. It was written by Freddie Mercury for the band's 1975 album A Night at the...
Anarchy as Flat Earth dome halts Christians ascent during the rapture. The Flat Earth dome that covers the world is preventing raptured Christians from reaching heaven and being with Jesus Christ. When the...
