Blacklight was used to identify hard to see human semen stains inside Notre Dame Cathedral before the historical building almost burned down. PARIS, FRANCE. Sources reveal that the department of health had been tipped off at the cleanliness of the confessional booths in Notre Dame cathedral, but before the official report got out, the cathedral suffered a massive fire. Fortunately the findings were not destroyed. Recently the health report had resurfaced and the conclusions w

The congregation started throwing bibles at the statue during Christmas Mass. The Church of the Trinity Blessed, a Catholic Church in Houston Texas was under siege today when the Priest, Father Browning accidentally revealed that the statue of Christ that is hanging above the pulpit is actually a Lutheran Jesus. The attendees for Christmas mass cried fowl that the Jesus that hung in their church wasn't 'their Jesus' and he should be taken down for being a false prophet. "It i