The CSL, consisting of 3000 teams, has been disbanded yesterday because every single team in the league kept moving the goal posts to suit their needs. The Christian Soccer League was disbanded because all of the teams could not agree what constituted a goal, and when one team scored, the other team would deny it, and make some excuse why it was invalid. One of the worst offenders were the Catholic Crusaders who kept disagreeing to the current rules, and wanted go back to the

The congregation started throwing bibles at the statue during Christmas Mass. The Church of the Trinity Blessed, a Catholic Church in Houston Texas was under siege today when the Priest, Father Browning accidentally revealed that the statue of Christ that is hanging above the pulpit is actually a Lutheran Jesus. The attendees for Christmas mass cried fowl that the Jesus that hung in their church wasn't 'their Jesus' and he should be taken down for being a false prophet. "It i