#lucifer

BREAKING: "Accidental" red sock in heaven's laundry makes angels pink.

During Lucifer's visit over Christmas, a red sock was accidentally washed with all the white frocks, causing all the angel frocks in...

BREAKING: God kills Satan. Religion is finally over. You can all go home.

God, distracted for a couple of millennia finally remembers to kill Satan. Now he is planning something new for everyone. For several...

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PROOF: Atheists faith in God triples when exposed to facebook memes.

When exposed to positive Christian messages and memes on facebook, an Atheists faith in God triples to what it once was. A study was done...

Found: the key holder that teen Jesus made in shop class is proof of God.

The key holder Jesus made for his imaginary father in high school has been discovered in an archeological dig in Nazareth and is...

Bohemian Rhapsody banned in Georgia unless Islamic lyrics altered.

"Bohemian Rhapsody" is a song by the British rock band Queen. It was written by Freddie Mercury for the band's 1975 album A Night at the...

Anarchy as Flat Earth dome halts Christians ascent during the rapture.

The Flat Earth dome that covers the world is preventing raptured Christians from reaching heaven and being with Jesus Christ. When the...