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BREAKING: "Accidental" red sock in heaven's laundry makes angels pink.
During Lucifer's visit over Christmas, a red sock was accidentally washed with all the white frocks, causing all the angel frocks in heaven to be pink. When "accidents" happen in heaven, it usually causes a ripple throughout the universe. In this case, one of Lucifer's red socks was washed with all of the white angel's garb, and the ending result is pink angels. "I don't know how that happened?" Remarked, Lucifer, the prince of darkness. "I normally go home to do laundry, bec

BREAKING: God kills Satan. Religion is finally over. You can all go home.
God, distracted for a couple of millennia finally remembers to kill Satan. Now he is planning something new for everyone. For several millennia, there has been a raging war in the heavens, good vs evil, light vs dark, but in the end, God has finally struck the final blow and has killed Satan, and everything that people have been following religion for, is now over. "That's it, you can all go home." said God standing over a dead Lucifer. "He's dead. There's nothing more to see