In a Criminal Copyright Infringement lawsuit, Horus, the Egyptian God is suing Jesus and Christianity for willful intellectual property theft. Galilee, Israel. Representatives for the God Horus are suing Jesus for stealing his origin story and pretending to pass it off as his own. Jesus denies knowing anything about it and says that the lawsuit is frivolous and egregious. When asked if he have any contemporary witnesses to back up his claim, he remarked, "We don't need witnes

16 CE, Nazareth, Galilee. A social deviant by the name of Jesus was arrested for orchestrating a series of underage house parties all stocked with wine. The police arrested a teenager name Jesus, son of Joseph, the Carpenter, for creating an illegal rave scene in Galilee that caters to underage drinking. A chase ensued and ended with several Police Chariots ending up in sea. Somehow the suspect managed to run across the sea, and since is was dark, the chariots fell right in.