Annoying Theist threatens that Hell will be absent of his obnoxious self.Claims made by theist that spending eternity with obnoxious self in Heaven, make spending infinity in Hell a better proposition. The purpose of proselytizing is to convince the recipient the virtues of worshipping a particular deity unto death, and a promise of great rewards in the afterlife. In a psychological paradox called, 'The Comfort Catch', named after famed theist Ray Comfort, the opposite effect takes hold. The person being proselytizing to, is so put off by the offe
Awkward Teenage Ray Comfort says he has proof God exists because he fits perfectly in a locker. Way back in the 1960's teenage Ray Comfort had proof God Existed. 1967, A teenage Ray Comfort, living in New Zealand, first discovered that he had proof of God when he was shoved into a locker for being weird. As he sat there in the darkness he thought, "Wow, this locker is the perfect size to fit me. It has holes in the door so I can breathe and not die. It has acoustics so people can hear me when I call for help. It holds lunches which contain bananas." Eventually the janit
PROOF: Atheists faith in God triples when exposed to facebook memes. When exposed to positive Christian messages and memes on facebook, an Atheists faith in God triples to what it once was. A study was done...
Found: the key holder that teen Jesus made in shop class is proof of God. The key holder Jesus made for his imaginary father in high school has been discovered in an archeological dig in Nazareth and is currentl...
Bohemian Rhapsody banned in Georgia unless Islamic lyrics altered. "Bohemian Rhapsody" is a song by the British rock band Queen. It was written by Freddie Mercury for the band's 1975 album A Night at the ...
Anarchy as Flat Earth dome halts Christians ascent during the rapture. The Flat Earth dome that covers the world is preventing raptured Christians from reaching heaven and being with Jesus Christ. When the wo...