In a Criminal Copyright Infringement lawsuit, Horus, the Egyptian God is suing Jesus and Christianity for willful intellectual property theft. Galilee, Israel. Representatives for the God Horus are suing Jesus for stealing his origin story and pretending to pass it off as his own. Jesus denies knowing anything about it and says that the lawsuit is frivolous and egregious. When asked if he have any contemporary witnesses to back up his claim, he remarked, "We don't need witnes