For 5,000 years in a row, God wins annual hide & seek championship.
The annual hide and seek championship was won, yet again, by God by not being found. Every year, every religion on earth play the annual hide and seek game of 'Where's God?' hoping that this is the year they will have found him. This year, which was held in Houston Texas, was won yet again by God. He has hidden so good that no one has found him in every single game that has been played. "Those fucking Christians keep stopping the game, saying they've found him." said Jayesh A