Anarchy as Flat Earth dome halts Christians ascent during the rapture.The Flat Earth dome that covers the world is preventing raptured Christians from reaching heaven and being with Jesus Christ. When the world was raptured on April 12th, Christians who have waited two millennium for the event, seemed relieved that they were finally going to spend eternity with their savior. That was until they started gathering at the top of the Earth trapped inside the flat earth dome preventing them from reaching their heavenly destination. The sounds of pan
Collision Course: In 2021 Flat Earth heading for a crack in Uranus. Scientists have discovered that the Earth is breaking out of orbit and will, over the course of several years, get caught in a crack on Uranus' surface. After the careful doing of science, it was discovered that in 2021, due to the orbit of Uranus' proximity to Earth, and the lesser gravity that the Earth would have because it is not a sphere, the Earth is not on a collision course will crash into Uranus destroying all life. "We were so wrong about the Earth being round," sai
PROOF: Atheists faith in God triples when exposed to facebook memes. When exposed to positive Christian messages and memes on facebook, an Atheists faith in God triples to what it once was. A study was done...
Found: the key holder that teen Jesus made in shop class is proof of God. The key holder Jesus made for his imaginary father in high school has been discovered in an archeological dig in Nazareth and is currentl...
Bohemian Rhapsody banned in Georgia unless Islamic lyrics altered. "Bohemian Rhapsody" is a song by the British rock band Queen. It was written by Freddie Mercury for the band's 1975 album A Night at the ...
Anarchy as Flat Earth dome halts Christians ascent during the rapture. The Flat Earth dome that covers the world is preventing raptured Christians from reaching heaven and being with Jesus Christ. When the wo...
