Late last night a woman's negative aura escaped from her body, robbed a bank and went on a killing spree leaving officers 12 dead in the worst aura related crime spree on record. San Francisco, CA. Celeste Dowers, a 24 year-old Reiki practitioner was found strangled by her aura last night after it escaped into the night, robbed a Wells Fargo and left 12 dead in its wake. "All auras have the capacity to be gentle," said Lily Blackhill, Ultra Grand Wizard of the Crystal Palace,