BREAKING: Jesus Christ fired from Christianity for lying on his resume.
Jesus' title of 'Lord and Savior' has been revoked after the HR department found a blatant lie on his resume saying his experience was different than it actually was. Jesus Christ has been let go from Christianity Inc. yesterday because of a discrepancy on his resume and the charter of Christianity. Under the Charter it states under Deuteronomy that "A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the lord, even to his tenth generation." (Deu. 23:2) which means that anyon