In a shocker in the animal community, the entire monkey subspecies has come out saying that they refuse to believe that they and Evangelicals share a common ancestor. San Diego Zoo, San Diego, CA. - The monkeys in the San Diego zoo, had their annual board meeting to discuss this year's monkey business, and in addition to flinging more poo, and eating more ticks out of each other's hair, they have come to the consensus that it is impossible for modern day Evangelical Christian

The Devil. being smarter than humans, convinced them to follow a book blindly without question and put their undying trust into a simple fallen man and then called it faith. Most people think that the Devil is the villain of the bible when it is obvious who the real villain is, the same entity who slaughtered all of the animals and people and made an impossible book to follow - Yahweh. But what a better trick to send people to Hell than to convince people that if they followe