Ever since his defeat during the battle of the fiddles, the Devil has vowed for a rematch against Johnny, but has extended his invitation to all Georgians. PRELUDE: A disappointed Devil once arrived in Georgia, apparently "way behind" on stealing souls, when he comes upon a young man named Johnny who was playing a fiddle, and quite well. Out of desperation, the Devil, who claimed to also be a fiddle player, wagered a fiddle of gold against Johnny's soul to see who was the bet

In a shocker in the animal community, the entire monkey subspecies has come out saying that they refuse to believe that they and Evangelicals share a common ancestor. San Diego Zoo, San Diego, CA. - The monkeys in the San Diego zoo, had their annual board meeting to discuss this year's monkey business, and in addition to flinging more poo, and eating more ticks out of each other's hair, they have come to the consensus that it is impossible for modern day Evangelical Christian

But not by much. Researchers for the Twilight Project have finally found a winner. Or loser. Recent studies with renown literary scholars in the Twilight Project, a research project looking to redeem the societal image of Twilight by finding a love story worse than it, have come to the conclusion that finally, a love story between a high-school teenager and a 300 year-old vampire is a better story than a 53 year-old man and a 9 year old child. "It took a lot of reading really

In an effort to get more in touch with American Christians, the Pope has decided to retitle the position of Arch Bishop to that of 'Grand Dragon'. VATICAN, VC. In recent years, the papal hold on the United States has loosened and Americans are becoming less and less Christ-like. So in an effort to bring Americans back to the fold, the pope has decided to change the title of Archbishop to Grand Dragon. "It'll give every Christian in America the knowledge that they too can beco

Earlier this week, palaeontologists have found the remains of the dog Jesus owned, waiting for him to return home, when Jesus was alive in Jerusalem, . The dog collar that was found around his neck read, (translated from ancient Aramaic by Google Translate) "Ashem. If found return to Jesus, about 600 meters from Church of the Holy Sepulchre". Jesus' dog was named 'Ashem, which means 'guilt offering'. They suspect that the dog waited at the end of his driveway for Jesus to re